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How Movies Should End: Shrek Forever After

May 18, 2010

Plot: In Shrek 4, reality gets fucked with and we go through yet another “It’s A Wonderful Life” ripoff.

How The Film Should End: The film ends with Shrek getting back to reality, seeing the dead corpses of all his friends strewn about the land like photos of a Civil War battlefield. He puts his hand behind the neck of Fiona as her eyes flutter one last time. He hangs his head to silently cry as the narrator (there’s a narrator in Shrek, right?) says “good night, sweet prince.”